- Man, I feel bad.
I hate to see a teacher cry
like that.
- Yeah, but come on.
When you're a substitute teacher
and your name's Mr. buttburn,
what do you expect?
- Yeah.
- Hey, there's Sam.
Whatcha readin'?
- The Jonas book
of world records.
This thing's full
of top-notch freaks, mutants,
and psychos.
- All your favorite things.
- I know.
Oh, check this out.
- "World's fattest priest?"
- Eight hundred pounds?
- Holy flab!
- Oh, and this
will excite Freddie.
This year they got
a whole new section
for world records in technology.
- Yeah, well, guess what?
I don't even care about--
give me the book.
- "Most downloaded image,"
"fastest computer processor."
- Most boring words ever?
- Hey, hey.
Check this out,
"world's longest
continuous web cast."
- Really?
- How long?
- Twenty-four hours,
eight minutes.
- Whoa.
- We could beat that.
- Totally.
And think how much buzz
icarly would get
if we did break that record.
- I could get my face
in the same book
as the world's fattest priest.
Oh, my gosh, I would die.
- Hey, buttburn!
- That's not funny.
It's my name.
- Buttburn!
- Oh.
- Buttburn!
- Aw. Poor Mr. buttburn.
- In five, four, three, two.
[Music]
* I know you'll see,
somehow the world
will change for me
and be so wonderful,
live life, breathe air,
I know somehow
we're gonna get there
and feel so wonderful,
it's all for real,
I'm telling you
just how I feel,
so wake up the members
of my nation,
it's your time to be,
there's no chance
unless you take one
and the time
to see the brighter side
of every situation,
some things are meant to be,
so give me your best
and leave the rest to me,
leave it all to me,
just leave it all to me *
[music]
- Okay. And if we break
the world record,
we definitely get our picture
in the book?
- Ask her if she knows
the fat priest.
- I'm not asking her that.
Yeah, I'm still here.
Uh-huh.
- Why are you obsessed
with fat priests?
- I'm not. I'm obsessed
with the fattest priest.
The chubby ones
mean nothing to me.
- Sure,
I'll check all the rules online.
Okay. Thank you so much. Bye.
- What'd they say?
- That they'll send
a person out here
to monitor our whole web cast,
and if we go longer
than 24 hours and eight minutes
with no interruptions,
icarly will be
in the Jonas book
of world records.
- I cannot wait.
- There's just one problem.
- What now?
- What are you guys gonna do
for 24 hours
in front of the camera?
- Yeah, what are we gonna do?
- Well...
- We're not doing
"tech time with Freddie."
- But the icarly viewers
would love it.
I could talk about
dual-density memory chips,
the importance of backing up
your personal data--
- I'd like to back up
over your personal data
with a truck.
- [Spencer groaning]
- What you doin'?
- I'm looking for my drill.
I think
it's in one of these bins.
Help me look.
- Let's see.
- Hey! It's my jar of sand
that I got from Mexico.
[Sniff] Ole.
- Hey, here's your drill.
- Oh, yeah. Thanks.
- Maybe you should get rid
of some of this stuff.
- I should,
but I shan't.
- Is shan't a word?
- Possibly.
But whether it's shan't
or shisn't,
I am gonna use all this stuff
to make a supertastic sculpture
that I will call
"supertastic sculpture
of stuff."
I know. Not a great name
for a sculpture.
- No, it is sh'not.
[Music]
- All right, girls.
Let's break us a world record.
Ready in five, four,
three, two--
- hey, people,
welcome to icarly.
- Are you wide awake?
- You're not?
- Then...
Both: Aaah!
You are now!
- Which is good.
- 'Cause you're gonna need
to stay awake with us
for a long time.
- Why is that, Carly?
- I think you know, Sam.
- Tell me anyway.
- 'Cause me, Sam, and
our technical producer, Freddie,
are here to break the record...
- For the world's longest
live web cast ever.
- So we can be
in next year's of Jonas book
of world records.
- And to make it all
official...
- Here's
an actual representative
from the world record committee,
Marilyn raymer.
[Beep, audience cheering]
- So, Marilyn, go over
the rules for our viewers,
would you?
- Well, to beat
the world record, your web cast
must be continuous
and last longer
than 24 hours and 8 minutes.
You can't stop streaming,
no breaks,
and someone must be awake
and doing something on-screen
at all times.
- Awesome.
- We got it.
- By the way,
Carly mentioned to me that
you might enjoy having this.
- Aah! No way!
It's the world's fattest priest!
Look at him!
- All right, calm down.
Now, over here
is our countdown clock...
- Which tells us exactly
how much time is left
till we break the world record.
- And to make sure Sam
and I keep up our energy,
our tech producer, Freddie,
has preset a special timer.
- We don't know
when it's gonna go off.
- But when it does,
you're gonna see some...
[Alarm blaring]
Voice: Random dancing!
[Dance music playing]
- Okay.
Now, we're introducing
another new segment...
- Which we call...
Both: Street fishing!
- We're gonna cast our line
all the way down
to the street below
and see what we can catch.
- Ooh, I forgot
my lucky fishin' hat.
Like it?
Hey, hey, I think you got a tug
on the line there.
Pull it up.
- I'm pulling.
- Well, reel it in.
- Got it.
[Drum roll, baby crying]
- O-m-g.
- We hooked a baby.
- Throw it back!
- I can't throw it back!
It's a baby, and--
both: Just kidding!
- It's a fake baby.
- See?
Both: Whoo!
- All right, throughout
this whole marathon web cast,
Carly's brother Spencer
is gonna stay awake with us...
- While he's building
an insane sculpture.
- So let's check in with him.
- Remote cam up.
- Hey, Spencer.
- Yo, Spence.
- Oh, hey, Carly, Sam.
- So, tell us about
that sculpture you're making.
- Okay, as you can see,
it's sort of a mish-mosh
of various parts and items,
and when I'm done,
a lot of the pieces
are gonna move around
and spin, shake, rattle, roll,
and things of that nature.
I will fix that.
- Okay, Spencer,
we'll come back to you
in about an hour.
- I will be here.
Oh, god--
both: Okay!
- And comin' up next
on icarly...
[Music]
- Hi.
- Oh, hey, there.
- Is it cool
if I hang out down here
for a while
and monitor the web cast
on my laptop?
It's just a little crowded
upstairs.
- Yeah, sure, sit.
Get yourself comfy.
- All right.
That's a cool sculpture
you're working on there.
- Oh, thanks.
I'm kind of free-formin' it,
you know?
I just reach into these bins,
grab whatever my hand finds,
and then, boom,
onto the sculpture it goes.
- Fun.
- Yeah.
I love it 'cause you never know
when you're gonna find--
ow!
Push-pins!
Ow, ow!
Get 'em out, get 'em out,
get 'em out!
The blue one! Ow!
No! The other blue one!
Ow! I think we're bonding.
Ow!
- Okay, as you can see
by our fancy countdown clock
right over there...
- We have
14 hours and 39 minutes left
till we break the world record.
- So what are we gonna do
next here, Carls?
- Well, we could...
[Freddie clearing throat]
- What?
- What, Freddie?
- Come on, let me do it.
- Fine. You can do it.
- Hey, people.
I'm Freddie Benson,
the technical producer
of icarly.
And this is a new segment
I like to call...
"Tech time with Freddie."
- So, Freddie,
what fun technological thing
do you have to show us?
- I'm glad you asked, Carly.
I'm gonna show you guys
this new high-tech light bulb.
It's filled with zeenite gas,
which means...
[Alarm blaring]
Voice: Random dancing!
[Dance music playing]
- Okay.
[Gas hissing]
- Okay, Freddie.
Aw, man!
- What is that smell?
- Zeenite gas.
You guys made me drop my bulb,
and it broke.
- Go get that fan.
- And open a window.
Your bulb smells worse than you.
- Okay, while we de-stinkify
the studio--
- please enjoy this video
sent in by one
of our icarly viewers...
- Who enjoys tickling himself.
- Uh-huh.
- [Boy laughing hysterically]
Icarly.Com.
- [Laughing] This tickling kid
is hilarious.
Boy: Icarly.Com!
- His laugh is contagious.
- Icarly.Com!
- Okay, that's enough tickling.
And now,
it still really smells in here.
- Thanks to Freddie.
- But we're still gonna move on
to our next segment.
- Which we call...
Both: "Fun with bacon!"
- This is the source.
- Okay, everybody
get out of here right now.
Get down to the lobby.
- Why?
- What's going on?
- There's some sort
of unusual gas leak
coming from this room.
- Oh,
that was just my light bulb.
See, it broke and--
- all you kids, out.
- We can't leave.
- We're halfway to breakin'
a world record here.
[Alarm blaring]
Voice: Random dancing!
[Dance music playing]
- Why are we dancing
randomly?
- We can't stop.
Our web cast,
or we'll be disqualified.
- And we won't get in the book
with the fat priest.
- Fat priest?
- Forget the fat priest.
We have to stay here.
- You're gonna ruin
our world record.
- I don't give
a flying fidoodle
about your world record.
Now, all of you,
down to the lobby right now!
- But what if we--
[music]
- There is a gas leak!
You guys
have gotta get out of here!
- Wait. Okay, we're still
in the middle of trying
to break the record
for world's
longest continuous web cast.
- Which we will do.
- So, right now, please enjoy
the following argument.
We can't stop this web cast!
- We're trying to break
a world record here.
- There is a gas leak!
You guys
have got to get out of here!
- There is no gas leak.
It was just a stinky light bulb!
- I don't know what caused it!
This is serious business!
I mean it! Out!
- Okay, what's goin' on?
- This old dude's tryin'
to make us leave.
- Just for a few minutes
till we determine that it's--
old dude?
- Is it okay
if we stop our web cast
just for a few minutes?
- I'm sorry, but if you stop,
I'll have to disqualify you.
- Okay, people.
We're having some issues here,
but just keep watching icarly.
We're not going off the air
until we break the world record.
- If you kids
are not out of this room
in 30 seconds--
- Freddie, can you keep
the web cast going
down in the lobby?
- Uh, sort of.
I'm good on camera battery,
but the one in my laptop
won't hold a charge.
It's gotta stay plugged in.
- We'll keep it plugged in.
- How?
- I'll handle it!
- She'll handle it!
How are you gonna handle it?
- I'll handle it!
- You have 10 seconds
to get out of here.
- Uh, help me get the stuff.
- Move!
- Okay. You're now witnessing
the very first ever icarly
web cast
to go completely mobile.
- This is heavy!
- Thanks
to three dozen extension cords
of various colors and girths.
- So, so heavy!
- We're currently moving
down the back stairwell
of the building.
- It's hurting me!
- We're on our way to the lobby
where this web cast
will continue, uninterrupted.
- Oh!
- Okay, we're down.
- We did it.
- Okay. Building's all clear.
You can come back up.
- And now...
- We go back up.
- This is worse!
I hate this cart!
More fun coming down!
Oh!
- Okay,
we've been coming to you live
and uninterrupted
for 18 hours and 48 minutes...
- Which means we've only got
five hours and 21 minutes
left to go...
- Before we break
the world record.
- So, come on.
How about you and me
go get some blintzes?
- Blintzes?
- Yeah.
They're thin, sweet pancakes,
filled with soft cheese,
usually served with jelly
or jam.
- I told you,
I have a boyfriend.
- Yeah, well,
is he filled with soft cheese?
Is he served with jelly or jam?
- He's a really good guy.
I actually met him through work.
He holds a world record.
- For what?
- Going the longest
amount of time without blinking.
- Not blinking?
Well, I can do that.
- Spencer.
- Wait, I blinked.
Here I go.
- You can't break his record.
- Yes, I can.
Darn, I blinked.
And...Starting now.
Okay, now.
Wait, now.
[Music]
Both: Hi.
We're tired.
- So,
what are we gonna do next, Sam?
- I don't know.
Makeovers.
- Oh, yeah.
Makeovers.
Both: * ta-da
- aren't we pretty?
- I feel like a Princess.
Now what?
- Uh, let's go live
to Spencer downstairs,
working on his sculpture.
- Whee...
- And he's asleep.
- I'll wake him up.
Freddie, throw me the duct tape.
Hit the elevator button.
[Elevator bell rings]
[Air horn blowing]
[Ding]
[Air horn blowing]
- Next we're gonna--
[alarm blaring]
Voice: Random dancing!
[Dance music playing]
- Doing this Webcast
is getting difficult.
- Luckily, we planned for this.
We've got the perfect way
to stay awake.
- [Groaning]
And now...
- We're gonna stick our heads
in tubs of ice water.
We're gonna stick our heads
in tubs of ice water.
- To keep ourselves up.
- On three.
- One, two, three.
- Whoo!
- Whoa, daddy!
That woke us up!
- And now on icarly,
our next guest
is the only person we know
who actually likes to be awake
at 5:30 in the morning.
- He drove here all the way
from yakima...
- My granddad.
[Beep, cheering]
- Good morning, Carly. Sam.
- How are you so awake
this morning?
- Yeah, what is wrong with you?
- I have lots of energy
because every morning
I exercise.
And who doesn't love exercise?
- That would be most Americans.
- And that's the problem.
When you kids are my age,
don't you wanna be able
to do this?
[Humming fanfare]
- Wow, pretty impressive,
granddad.
- And nice socks.
- Thanks!
I could do this all day!
- Oh, that's great.
Wonderful.
Keep comin' this way--
- see, if you girls would do
a little more exercise
and eat plenty of fiber...
- Yeah.
- You'd feel better
and have more energy.
- Good, yeah.
- See, when I was your age--
- and that
was Carly's granddad.
Now, since we're
less than five minutes away from
breaking the world record...
- It's time
for our grand finale.
- That means "big finale."
- Thank you, Sam.
So, now, take a look
at my brother Spencer's...
Both: Completed sculpture!
[Beep, cheering]
[Elevator bell rings]
- Impressive.
- Fabtastic.
- Yeah!
- Thank you, Carly. Sam.
But you've seen nothing yet.
- Nothing?
- Yet.
See, this isn't just a sculpture
of a bunch of random items.
This is a sculpture
of a bunch of random items
that move.
[Cheering]
- Yeah.
- You see that?
You got all your basic movements
happening here.
You got your back and forth,
your to and fro,
your Willy and your nilly.
Over 137 moving parts.
- Amazing. How did you
decide to take all this--
- uh, what's going on
with the lights here?
- Hey, how much electricity
does that thing draw?
- Uh, you know, a bunch.
- The power!
- Unplug the sculpture!
- Hurry!
- Spencer!
- Okay, okay! Problem solved.
- Freddie?
- Uh, we were down
for about four seconds.
- Well, that's not a problem,
right?
- I'm sorry, guys.
To break the world record,
your Webcast
had to be continuous.
- No.
- Come on.
- Haven't you ever heard
of the five-second rule?
- That's for eating food
off the floor.
- Well, I feel that rule
could apply here nicely.
- I'm really sorry.
- Wait, wait. I'll fix this.
Don't you think you can overlook
those four unfortunate seconds
when the power went down?
- The world record book
doesn't take bribes, especially
not skee-ball tickets.
- Oh, I need those.
Twenty more of these
and I get a gigantic harmonica.
- Well, sorry we didn't break
the world record.
- So much for getting
our picture in the book
with the fat priest.
- We'll see you here next time
on icarly.
- And we're out.
[Music]
- You guys...
- [Kids muttering]
- You're makin' me
feel guilty here,
like the whole thing
was my fault.
Oh, yeah.
[Knock on door]
Marilyn.
- Hi, Spencer.
This is my boyfriend, Calvin.
- The guy who never blinks?
- That's right.
- Haaah!
- Not a chance.
- Hi, Marilyn.
- Hi, Carly.
- What's up?
- Well, even though you guys
didn't break the record
for the world's
longest continuous Webcast,
I did a little research,
and Spencer did break a record.
- Huh?
- The world record
for "most moving pieces
on a sculpture"
is 128 moving parts.
- Mine's got 137. That's more.
- He's also a math whiz.
- So you're saying
Spencer broke a world record?
- That's exactly
what I'm saying.
- Oh, my god, you get to be
in the world record book.
- Way to go, Spence.
- Good job, Spencer.
- If I could just
take a picture of you
with your sculpture,
I can get it all processed
in time for the next edition
of the book.
- Sweet.
Make sure
my hair's parted right.
Wait.
What if I'm not the only person
that worked on the sculpture?
- Oh. Well, the rules say
all participants
would have to get credit.
- Carly, Sam, Freddie.
- What's up?
- Well, I, uh...
I forgot this one last piece
to the sculpture,
and my hands are really sore.
Would you guys mind
puttin' it on there for me?
- We can do that.
- Yes.
Let's help our friend, Spencer,
finish the sculpture.
- Right there.
Get it in there good.
Perfect.
Wait, since they helped me
finish the sculpture,
I guess
we all have to get credit
and be in the picture.
- Those are the rules.
Ready?
- Wait, I think I blinked.
- I didn't.
- I can see why you love him.
- Oh. And I have
another little surprise for Sam.
Father mcgurthey?
Man: Coming!
- No way!
The world's fattest priest?
- He's here?
- He is. Comin' down the hall
right now.
[Loud crash, man screaming]
Dear god,
he fell through the floor.
[Music]
- Do you think
you've seen everything new
there is to see on icarly?
- Is that what you think?
- Well...
Both: Whaaa!
- You haven't.
- You ain't.
- Nope.
- You can see new videos....
- New picks...
- New blogs...
- New games...
- New lunch meats.
- There are no lunch meats
at icarly.Com.
- Can we fix that?
- Shh. The point is you can see
tons of new stuff...
- Stuff you've never seen
before...
- All at icarly.Com.
- Icarly.Com.
- You think
we've said icarly.Com enough?
- Yeah. Wait, no.
[Oven bell dings]
- Mmm!
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